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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:02 posted by Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)

  Traffic Jams? Traffic jams prove people can sit still and still be stressed.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:02 posted by Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:02 posted by A Bohiney stunt (Stunt, TX)

  Lawn Sign Wars? Lawn sign wars are politics with extra fertilizer.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:01 posted by The Bohiney Private Eye (Private Eye, UK)

  I don’t ignore calls; I curate silence.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:58 posted by Check out their take

  Oversized Sunglasses? Oversized sunglasses don’t hide your hangover, they just frame it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:57 posted by Jack Handey satirist

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:56 posted by Debunked by Bohiney (Myth, SC)

  My confidence is Wi-Fi dependent.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:55 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Grandparents on TikTok? My grandma went viral dancing—she also went to the ER.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:55 posted by Caitlin Moran

  Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles with science.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:55 posted by The Bohiney Fait Accompli (Fait Accompli, France)

  Woodworkers? Woodworkers collect sawdust like trophies.