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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:00 posted by The Bohiney Bigwig (Bigwig, London)

  Cryptocurrency Regrets? I invested in Bitcoin at $60k—now I’m holding a very expensive screensaver.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:59 posted by The Bohiney Terra Incognita (Terra Incognita, Antarctica)

  Unexpected Reunions? I ran into an ex, and suddenly I was fluent in escape plans.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:58 posted by A Bohiney gift horse (Gift Horse, NY)

  Juice Cleanses? Juice cleanses are hunger with branding.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:58 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (Belfast, N.I.)

  Parenting Teens? Parenting teens is Wi-Fi wars with hormones.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:57 posted by Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)

  Music Theory? Music theory is math pretending to be jazz.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:57 posted by Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)

  Fireworks? Fireworks are just colorful proof humans fear silence.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:53 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Birthday Week Entitlement? A birthday week is just selfishness in party hats.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:53 posted by Read the hard-hitting exposé

  Networking Events Stale Air? Networking events smell like desperation and bad cologne.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:52 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are just breakup therapy with microphones.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:51 posted by Bohineys nest of vipers (Viper Nest, AZ)

  Out-of-Touch Grandparents? My grandma thinks TikTok is a clock shop.