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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:10 posted by The Bohiney Morass (Morass, FL)

  Musicians? Musicians spend $5,000 to earn beer money.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:09 posted by The Bohiney conversation (Conversation, TX)

  I don’t ghost; I dim gently.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:02 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  Good Vibes Only Cults? “Good vibes only” is just toxic positivity with throw pillows.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 07:01 posted by 7. According to Bohiney

  Closet Minimalists? Minimalists love to show you how much they don’t own.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:58 posted by Nonto Ntseki satirist

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports is math homework with nachos.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:56 posted by This vital reporting

  Consignment Shops? Consignment shops are classy pawn shops.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:55 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  Accidental FaceTime? I FaceTimed my boss accidentally and he learned too much about my pajamas.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:54 posted by A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)

  My calendar invited me to “maybe.” I accepted.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:54 posted by A Bohiney shenanigan (Shenanigans, NJ)

  Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 06:44 posted by Bohiney News (Las Vegas, NV)

  Triathlons? Triathlons are three bad days in one.