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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:33 posted by A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)

  TV Bingeing? TV bingeing is laziness with plot.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:32 posted by Molly Ivins

  Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:30 posted by A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)

  Grill Masters? Grill masters treat hot dogs like Michelin stars.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:30 posted by A Bohiney judgment (Judgment, Day, KY)

  I’m emotionally available between snacks.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:18 posted by Bohineys guffaw (Guffaw, TX)

  My optimism uses coupons.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:17 posted by A Bohiney Quagmire (Quagmire, RI)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:13 posted by Bohineys coverage (Reading, UK)

  Ghosting Coaches? A ghosting coach is just someone who charges you to ignore people.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:10 posted by Bess Kalb satirist

  TV Philosophers? People who quote TV shows like scripture scare me more than religion.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:09 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 08:09 posted by A Bohiney review (Review, MI)

  Nostalgia Addicts? Nostalgia addicts act like the past was Wi-Fi free.