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I don’t overspend; I invest in chaos.
Morning Routines? My morning routine is hitting snooze until it’s legally lunch.
Fiction Bloggers? Fiction bloggers are unpaid fan clubs for their own ideas.
My comfort food texts me “u up?”
I asked my mirror for honesty; it switched to airplane mode.
Driving Addicts? Driving addicts brag about traffic jams like races.
I don’t ghost; I rebrand.
Holiday Disasters? Thanksgiving dinner turned into the Hunger Games when pie ran out.
My Wi-Fi is my longest relationship.
Shopping Experiences? I tried on jeans under fluorescent lights and saw my soul begging for mercy.