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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 13:23 posted by Bohineys cats pajamas (Cats Pajamas, ME)

  I’m not clumsy; gravity’s clingy.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:59 posted by The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)

  Bad Haircuts? My barber called it “trendy,” but my mirror filed for a restraining order.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:55 posted by Bohineys take on this (Stoke-on-Trent)

  Soccer Parents? Soccer parents scream like referees can hear them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:47 posted by Get the real story here

  Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:38 posted by For a more educated perspective

  Brand Consultants? Brand consultants rename “problems” as “brand opportunities.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:38 posted by Bohineys Foreign Desk (Foreign Desk, NY)

  Suspicious Wellness Trends? If your health trend costs $300 and glows in the dark, it’s witchcraft.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:36 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  Haunted Houses? Haunted houses aren’t scary until you see the ticket prices.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:32 posted by A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)

  History Museums? History museums are dusty reminders people always messed up.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:31 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  Yoga Purists? Yoga purists get mad if you exhale wrong.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 12:04 posted by Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)

  Fishing Without Poles? Fishing without poles is splashing with confidence.