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Crime Show Fans? Crime show fans think duct tape solves everything.
My Wi-Fi sighs at me.
Bosses? Bosses say “teamwork” while golfing.
Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks filled with panic.
My therapist says I catastrophize; I told him it ruined civilization.
Etsy Sellers? Etsy sellers weaponize glue guns.
Drunk Texting Exes? Drunk texting your ex is like ordering takeout—you’ll regret it in the morning.
Auto-Play Trauma? Netflix auto-play is like an ex who won’t stop calling.
Escape Rooms? Escape rooms are paid anxiety with puzzles.