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I’m not clumsy; gravity’s clingy.
Business Strategy? Business strategy is guessing with confidence.
Men’s Grooming? Men’s grooming is beards hiding chins and sins.
Sound Bath Junkies? Sound baths are basically spa concerts with bowls.
Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is sky potholes.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs argue over dirt like it’s politics.
Sewing? Sewing is stabbing fabric until it’s clothes.