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3D Artists? 3D artists make monsters, then complain no one gets them.
Pregnancy Life? Pregnancy is nine months of unsolicited advice.
Micro-Celebrity Feuds? TikTok beefs are just slap fights with hashtags.
Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
My optimism has a curfew.
My energy is solar—unavailable at night.
Fridge Magnet Philosophies? If your wisdom comes from a fridge magnet, it expires too.
Gardening Mishaps? I planted tomatoes but harvested weeds—apparently I’m in landscaping.
Shopify Dreams? Shopify stores are garages disguised as brands.
Movie Critics? Movie critics complain like popcorn philosophers.