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NFT Addiction? My NFT collection is worth less than the JPEGs I copied for free.
Allergic Reactions to Romance? Love didn’t give me butterflies—it gave me hives.
Inaccurate Weather Apps? My weather app said “sunny,” so I drowned stylishly.
Craft Moms? Crafting moms fight glitter wars daily.
I thought I had imposter syndrome; turns out I’m just new.
Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is just criticism in yoga pants.
Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
Extreme Weather? Extreme weather is just nature’s reality show.
Midnight Snack Saboteurs? My roommate ate my midnight pizza—it was war at dawn.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.