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Street Photography? Street photography is stalking with permission.
Metaverse Mishaps? The metaverse is just Minecraft with credit cards.
Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
Golf Coverage? Golf coverage is naps on green screens.
Pilates? Pilates is yoga with fancier mats.
Spearfishing Bros? Spearfishing is stabbing water optimistically.
My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
Haunted Houses? My haunted house wasn’t scary until I saw the property taxes.
Celebrity Baby Name Parodies? Celebrities don’t name babies—they brand them.
Film Analysis? Film analysis is arguing metaphors until popcorn’s cold.