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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:20 posted by Bohineys Je Ne Sais Quoi (Je Ne Sais Quoi, Paris)

  Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:19 posted by Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)

  I don’t ghost; I go stealth mode.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:15 posted by Confirmed by Bohiney (Sure, AZ)

  Breakup Text Collectors? Collecting breakup texts isn’t art—it’s hoarding trauma.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:11 posted by Bohineys Imbroglio (Imbroglio, Italy)

  Flash Sales? I bought three air fryers because they were 70 off—I don’t even cook.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:10 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com (Portland, OR)

  Star Sign Excuses? I wasn’t late—I’m just a Libra.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:09 posted by A Bohiney White Flag (White Flag, France)

  Comics? Comics are pictures that bankrupt collectors.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:08 posted by A Bohiney In Tomorrows Paper (Tomorrows Paper, future)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 20:07 posted by Bohineys nonsense (Nonsense, RI)

  Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:57 posted by Bohineys Tall Tale (Tall Tale, MN)

  Credit Score Bragging? Bragging about your credit score is like flexing good cholesterol.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:55 posted by A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)

  I don’t hustle; I curate naps.