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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:11 posted by The Bohiney 800-pound gorilla (Gorilla, FL)

  Primitive Tool Makers? Primitive tools are Etsy projects for cavemen.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:07 posted by A Bohiney dog and pony show (Dog and Pony, OK)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 01:00 posted by The Bohiney Conspiracy Theory (Conspiracy, TX)

  Knitting Addicts? Knitting is just making fabric slowly.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:52 posted by The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)

  I don’t play hard to get; I play hard to schedule.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:52 posted by The Bohiney red herring (Red Herring, ME)

  Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:49 posted by The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)

  Scriptwriters? Scriptwriters recycle plots and call them reboots.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:46 posted by Bohineys dateline (Dateline, NV)

  My confidence is seasonal, like allergies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:45 posted by Bohineys Bronze Medal (Bronze Medal, OH)

  Vacation Disasters? My “ocean-view” hotel room came with binoculars and imagination.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:24 posted by Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)

  I don’t brag; I subtitle my chaos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 00:21 posted by Bohineys Escape Hatch (Escape Hatch, WA)

  Breakup Playlists? My breakup playlist is just Adele judging me in surround sound.