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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 04:17 posted by According to Bohiney (Leicester)

  Web Devs? Web developers break websites so they can fix them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 04:01 posted by Bohineys Alchemist (Alchemist, PA)

  Comic Book Stores? Comic book stores are high school cafeterias with better dialogue.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 04:01 posted by Bohineys Escape Hatch (Escape Hatch, WA)

  Crafting Disasters? My scrapbook looks like a ransom note.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:56 posted by Allison Kilkenny satirist

  Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:49 posted by Bohineys history (History, TN)

  Bad Selfies? Bad selfies prove angles are bullies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:11 posted by Bohineys Red Flag (Red Flag, China)

  Unexpected Reunions? I ran into an ex, and suddenly I was fluent in escape plans.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:06 posted by Alison Silverman satirist

  Costume Contests? I lost to a guy dressed as “Wi-Fi signal”—no contest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 02:55 posted by The Bohiney idea (Idea, SD)

  Morning Routines? My morning routine is hitting snooze until it’s legally lunch.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 02:43 posted by A Bohiney parody (Parody, IL)

  Sleepover Horror Stories? Childhood sleepovers were just sugar highs and trauma bonding.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 02:43 posted by The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)

  Forgetting Your Own Birthday? Forgetting your birthday means fewer people disappoint you.