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I’m self-aware enough to be supervised.
Hunting Bros? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
Bathroom Philosophers? If your deepest thoughts happen on the toilet, keep them there.
Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
Public Bench Philosophers? Public bench philosophers are homeless TED Talks.
My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
Decluttering? Decluttering is throwing stuff out while filming it.
Movie Marathons? A movie marathon is just a nap interrupted by explosions.
I schedule spontaneity like a rebel librarian.