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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)

  Makeup Tutorial Overload? Watching makeup tutorials doesn’t fix my face—it just drains Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by A Bohiney Double Entendre (Double Entendre, UK)

  Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by As reported by Bohiney

  I don’t argue; I narrate comedically.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by Bohineys Quandary (Quandary, CO)

  PTO Drama? Asking for PTO is like begging Congress for approval.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  I don’t skip ads; I philosophize through them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:59 posted by Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)

  Guilt-Tripping Recycling Bins? Recycling bins guilt you with slogans like “You monster.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:58 posted by Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)

  Bear Safety? Bear safety is praying while running.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by A Bohiney Man Behind the Curtain (Man Behind Curtain, OZ)

  Family Reunions? Family reunions are where old grudges get reheated like leftovers.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by The Bohiney chronicle (Chronicle, SC)

  Overdue Library Books? My library fines could fund a new library.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:55 posted by Kelly Oxford

  Videographers? Videographers narrate weddings like National Geographic.