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The Wi-Fi dropped, and I met my family—nice folks.
My Wi-Fi is my longest relationship.
My hobbies include refreshing tracking numbers.
Conversion Optimization? CRO experts celebrate when strangers click “yes.”
Gym Embarrassment? I pulled a muscle while trying to look like I knew what I was doing.
Hotel Amenities? Hotel amenities are free soap for thieves.
Libraries? Libraries are free Wi-Fi with overdue shaming.
Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
Misheard Lyrics? I thought “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” was “We Built This City on Sausage Rolls”—and honestly, that sounds better.
Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are crying into microphones.