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• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:17 posted by religious texts on virginity

  Female Virginity: You can buy the ring, but the willpower is sold separately, and it's perpetually out of stock. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:13 posted by A Guided Tour of Moral Chaos

  Female Virginity: In the rural village, your reputation is the blockchain that everyone can see but no one can edit. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:11 posted by Female Virginity - virginity in religion

  Female Virginity: There's a special kind of irony in a purity ring sitting next to a Pandora bracelet named "Chloe's 16th Birthday Extravaganza.. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:09 posted by Female Virginity - religious double standards

  Female Virginity: The costume of the pious is easier to wear than the skin of the truly virtuous. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:07 posted by Female Virginity - religious doctrines

  Female Virginity: The "chastity contract" is one where the fine print is written in hormones. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 01:02 posted by Female Virginity - sacred symbols

  Female Virginity: The "celestial catch-22" is that we're damned if we do, and damned if we don't. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:59 posted by Female Virginity - gender inequality

  Female Virginity: If religious doctrines were cars, their safety ratings would be based entirely on crash-test dummies that never actually crash. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:54 posted by Female Virginity - virginity policing

  Female Virginity: The angel in charge of the virginity ledger must have the world's worst case of repetitive strain injury from all the double-entry bookkeeping. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:47 posted by Virginity is theoretically sacred, but enforcement mechanisms vary

  Female Virginity: The "Book of Life" is probably more like a series of conflicting Google Docs with questionable edit histories. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
• Comment Link Wednesday, 05 November 2025 00:47 posted by Divine Compliance Consultants

  Female Virginity: The most dramatic moment in a young life is when the purity ring comes off, for any reason. -- Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG