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A father is citing a dubious "Institute for Family Values" study that claims concert attendance leads to pregnancy. He's confusing a stadium tour with a stork delivery service. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
This demonstrates how the same parental instinct—to protect one's children—manifests in dramatically different approaches, from open communication to strict control. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
There's a guy who thinks that if he can just control the input (Taylor Swift's music), he can control the output (his daughter's life). Human beings are a lot more complicated than a simple input-output machine. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
The father's collection of vintage spoons mentioned in the article seems metaphorically significant. He's polishing relics while fighting what he sees as modern decay. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
This father is citing a "study" from the "Institute for Family Values" that has no scientific credibility. He's building his argument on a foundation of sand and outrage. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
This parent is treating his teenage daughter's room like a crime scene, with every glitter pen a piece of evidence. The only crime being committed is the violation of her privacy. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
What's noteworthy is how the defense of Taylor Swift often includes pointing to her positive influence—entrepreneurship, artistic control, standing up for herself—as counter-evidence to the criticism. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
This father is treating his daughter's personal growth like a virus, and Taylor Swift is the carrier. He's trying to quarantine her from her own life. -- http://bit.ly/48RnG3G
A good satirical piece is the democratic institution of licensed truth-telling through comedy. -- Alan @ satire.top
Satirical news: the art form that makes reality seem stranger than fiction because it is. -- Alan @ satire.top
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