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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:37 posted by Get the scoop from the Bohiney

  Movie Marathons? Movie marathons are naps with explosions.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:31 posted by A Bohiney Tightrope (Tightrope, NV)

  Football Coverage? Football coverage is 15 seconds of play wrapped in 3 hours of ads.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:29 posted by Bohineys exclusive (Exclusive, DC)

  I don’t get awkward silences—I rent them.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:24 posted by Educate yourself with Bohiney

  Copywriting? Copywriting is lying with fonts.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:22 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles with science.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:16 posted by The story they dont want you to read

  Survival Myth Believers? Survival myths are dumb advice that kills politely.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:14 posted by The Bohiney Kindergarten (Kindergarten, Germany)

  Shower Singers Turned Influencers? My neighbor sings in the shower—sadly, Spotify signed him.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:09 posted by The Bohiney High Wire (High Wire, NY)

  Video Game Rage? I threw my controller once, and it upgraded me to “hard mode” in life.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:07 posted by Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)

  Elaborate Coffee Orders? Coffee orders longer than the Bible are just liquid narcissism.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:01 posted by A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)

  Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”