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Freelancers? Freelancing is 20 creativity, 80 emailing invoices.
My budget has a side quest.
Self-care is saying no with a baked potato.
Basketball Fans? Basketball fans treat sneakers like religion.
Rainwater Collectors? Rainwater collectors brag about free hydration.
My comfort food sends invoices.
Overdecorated Smart Fridges? If your fridge has more magnets than food, you’ve lost.
Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
I don’t brag; I leak receipts.
I asked for a sign from the universe; it sent captcha.