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Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
Wilderness Cooking? Wilderness cooking is dirt with heat.
Scrapbookers? Scrapbooks are memory hoarding with glue.
Dream Interpreters? If your dream means anything, it means stop eating cheese late.
My confidence moonlights as sarcasm.
Music Theory? Music theory is math disguised as piano.
My ambition is on silent mode.
I don’t fear change; I fear exact change.
Haunted Airbnbs? Haunted Airbnbs list ghosts as amenities.
Solar Panels? Solar panels are expensive flashlights.