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Overgrown Facial Hair? My beard grew so wild it applied for national park status.
Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are salads with danger.
Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.”
Houseplants? Houseplants are roommates that silently judge.
Satirical News Junkies? Satirical news readers confuse jokes with facts—and still prefer them.
Art Tutorials? Art tutorials are instructors saying “it’s easy” as you cry.
Quoting Wikipedia in Arguments? Quoting Wikipedia is like citing your drunk uncle.
Art Tutorials? Art tutorials are instructors saying “it’s easy” as you cry.
Survival Myths? Survival myths are advice that kills politely.
My favorite exercise is a boundary push-up.