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I romanticize errands like they’re Paris with parking.
Awkward Silences? Awkward silences are just conversations buffering.
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with commentary.
Toddler Influencers? Toddler influencers are exploited with filters.
My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.
Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like it’s CrossFit.
Historical Reenactments? Historical reenactments are Halloween for history majors.
Misheard Lyrics? I thought “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” was “We Built This City on Sausage Rolls”—and honestly, that sounds better.
Diet tip: eat what you want, then forget your password.
My boundaries come with free parking.