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Drinking Kombucha for Clout? Kombucha tastes like vinegar on probation.
Revenge Crafting? Revenge crafting is knitting someone a sweater out of pure spite.
GPS Haters? GPS haters get lost nostalgically.
Deep Thinkers? Deep thinkers ask “are fish wet?” at parties.
I don’t overshare; I distribute footnotes.
I don’t brag; I footnote myself.
Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
Surprise Inspections? My landlord “inspected” and found out I inspect rent late.
Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.
Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like it’s CrossFit.