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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:10 posted by A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)

  Game Show Fails? Game show fails are stupidity televised with prizes.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:07 posted by The Bohiney Hoopla (Hoopla, IN)

  Smelling Like Etsy? If you smell like Etsy, you’re 90 candle, 10 regret.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:06 posted by Jack Handey

  Self-Defense Outdoors? Outdoor self-defense is bear spray and prayer.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  Signal Fires? Signal fires are just smoke signals saying “oops.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:03 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  I’m not bad with names—just great at nicknaming.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:58 posted by Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:56 posted by A Bohiney inside source (Insider, KY)

  Hotel Amenities? Hotel “amenities” are just towels folded like swans to distract you from the stains.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:55 posted by The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)

  Selling Homes? Selling homes is hiding mold with cookies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:51 posted by This vital reporting

  Pop Culture Gossip? Pop culture gossip is news for people avoiding news.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:45 posted by Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)

  I don’t read minds; I annotate vibes.