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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)

  Scented Hand Sanitizer Rage? My hand sanitizer smells like tequila and regret.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:27 posted by Read more on Bohiney (Liverpool)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:25 posted by Bohineys Postman (Postman, CA)

  I don’t have a temper; I have a performance art piece.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:24 posted by The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)

  I don’t chase dreams; I set calendar invites.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:21 posted by Bohineys take on this (Stoke-on-Trent)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:20 posted by The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)

  Hobby Lobbyists? Hobby lobbyists care more about knitting laws than actual laws.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:18 posted by The news thats right behind you

  Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:17 posted by A Bohiney Celebrity Impersonator (Celebrity Impersonator, Las Vegas)

  Emergency Blankets? Emergency blankets are crinkly aluminum hugs.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:14 posted by Bohineys Tour de Force (Tour de Force, France)

  Midnight Snack Sabotage? My midnight snack wasn’t ruined by calories—it was ruined by judgmental cats.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:11 posted by A Bohiney Status Quo (Status Quo, TX)

  Music Production? Music production is spending 10 hours to make 3 minutes.