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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:45 posted by A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)

  Signal Fires? Signal fires are smoke signals that say “oops.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:41 posted by Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)

  My boundaries come with free parking.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:38 posted by The Bohiney poppycock (Poppycock, NH)

  Amateur Survivalists? My friend brought a survival kit camping—then used it to make s’mores.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:37 posted by The team at Bohiney.com (Kansas City, MO)

  Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:34 posted by Bohineys history (History, TN)

  Technology Glitches? My laptop froze, so I froze too—we both crashed during the meeting.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:32 posted by Bohineys representation (Representation, DC)

  My therapist says I catastrophize; I told him it ruined civilization.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:29 posted by A Bohiney Court Fool (Court Fool, UK)

  My hobbies include overthinking small talk.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:28 posted by The Bohiney takeaway (Takeaway, MA)

  Esports? Esports is yelling at pixels for sponsors.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:24 posted by The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)

  My charisma is unlicensed.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 02:23 posted by Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)

  Elaborate Pronouns? Some people’s pronouns are longer than their résumés.