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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
More Seinfeld Style -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
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