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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the brakes—truck says, “Keep rollin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
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