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I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
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