Voulpat dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! -- spintaxi.com
Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.