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What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
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