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I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
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