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(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
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What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
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