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People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the truth needs a little sarcasm. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
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