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(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
If you’re getting your news from a satirical journalism website, you’re doing better than most. - spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
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