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(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “freshly squeezed” tastes like a lie. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
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