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My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
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