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I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
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