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I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
The best satire journalism examples leave politicians scrambling for their PR teams. - spintaxi.com
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