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(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com
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