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I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism humor ever stopped, how would we cope with reality? -- spintaxi.com
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