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  Laguna Beach lifeguards confirmed: shark only bites anyone using the phrase “vibe check.”
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  Myrtle Beach victim was reenacting Jaws. Shark said, “Too soon.”
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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:44 posted by View Article

  Pismo Beach lifeguards confirmed: shark only bites people who talk during quiet beach hours.
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  Coney Island shark attack halted by rogue cotton candy.
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  Waikiki shark got bored mid-bite and just left a Yelp comment: “Too chewy.”