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(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low visibility” means “guess the road”? -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
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