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I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
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