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They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
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