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(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft glow”? It’s blinding! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lit a lamp—now I’m seein’ spots. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
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