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They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
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