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I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
(White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
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